I Got Black Out Drunk At The Dog Cafe And Shit My Pants… Again. Tee Shirt

Title: I Got Black Out Drunk At The Dog Cafe And Shit My Pants… Again. – Hilarious Novelty T-Shirt

Description:
If you’re going to make an entrance, you might as well make it unforgettable. The “I Got Black Out Drunk At The Dog Cafe And Shit My Pants… Again.” T-shirt is the ultimate conversation starter for anyone who appreciates outrageous humor and isn’t afraid to push the boundaries.

Perfect for parties, bar crawls, gag gifts, or just wearing around friends who can handle a little shock value, this tee guarantees laughs, raised eyebrows, and maybe even a few confused stares.

Product Features:

• Outrageously Funny Graphic: Bold text that delivers pure comedy gold.

• Soft, Comfortable Fabric: Premium cotton or cotton-blend for an easy, breathable fit.

• Unisex Classic Fit: Looks great on everyone—men, women, and anyone with a sense of humor.

• Durable Print: Stays vivid even after multiple washes.

• Tag-Free Neck Label: No itchy tags, just all-day comfort.

• Multiple Sizes & Colors: Pick your perfect style.

Why You’ll Love It:
This shirt isn’t for the faint of heart—it’s for people who live for shock humor, unforgettable nights, and the kind of stories you tell for years.

Perfect For:

• Bachelor & bachelorette parties

• Bar crawls & wild nights out

• Gag gifts for friends with a twisted sense of humor

• Wearing when you want to be the center of attention

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SHIPPING COST?
Shipping rates within the United States are as follows: $5.99 for the first item and an additional $1 for each extra item.
For destinations within the European Union, the shipping cost is: $5.99 for the initial item, with an extra $2 added for each additional item.
For international shipping, the rates start at $11.99 for the first item and include an additional $4 for each extra item.
WHERE DO WE DELIVER?
We provide worldwide shipping.
Shipping time US & EU Regions:
Handling time (Mon-Fri) 1-3 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) 3 -7 days
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 2-9 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-30 days.
Note: The public holidays, destination countries and couriers will be affected the shipping time too.
Total delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
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