Pay Us In Green Floppy Dildos Tee Shirt

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Pay Us In Green Floppy Dildos Shirt – Unapologetically Absurd

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Description:

Straight from the department of “WTF did I just read?” comes the “Pay Us In Green Floppy Dildos” T-shirt — a chaotic masterpiece of meme energy, unfiltered humor, and total anarchy.

Whether it’s a protest against low wages, a tribute to the most unhinged corners of the internet, or just your way of saying “I don’t play by your rules,” this shirt delivers the message loud, proud, and wobbly.

Get ready for side-eyes, chuckles, and probably a few awkward questions — and that’s exactly the point.

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Product Features:

• Ridiculously Funny Statement Graphic: Features the unapologetically weird “Pay Us In Green Floppy Dildos” slogan front and center.

• Soft AF Fabric: Made with high-quality cotton or cotton-blend for max comfort, even when life gets absurd.

• Unisex Fit: Works for anyone bold enough to wear it.

• Durable Print: Designed to stay vibrant no matter how many laughs (or weird looks) it survives.

• Tag-Free Neck Label: Because you’ve got enough irritation from capitalism already.

• Multiple Sizes & Colors: Match your personality, or clash with it — you do you.

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Why You’ll Love It:

It’s not just a shirt. It’s a vibe. A protest. A punchline. A conversation killer and a conversation starter. It’s for the meme lords, the absurdists, and anyone tired of playing it safe.

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Perfect For:

• Fans of chaotic humor and meme culture

• Protesters with a sense of humor

• That one coworker who always pushes the dress code

• Anyone who likes their clothing served with a side of unhinged energy

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SEO Keywords:

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SHIPPING COST?
Shipping rates within the United States are as follows: $5.99 for the first item and an additional $1 for each extra item.
For destinations within the European Union, the shipping cost is: $5.99 for the initial item, with an extra $2 added for each additional item.
For international shipping, the rates start at $11.99 for the first item and include an additional $4 for each extra item.
WHERE DO WE DELIVER?
We provide worldwide shipping.
Shipping time US & EU Regions:
Handling time (Mon-Fri) 1-3 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) 3 -7 days
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 2-9 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-30 days.
Note: The public holidays, destination countries and couriers will be affected the shipping time too.
Total delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
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